ostracizedpoodle:

paradisaic:

ostracizedpoodle:

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

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babebraham:

babebraham:

i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed


will u ever be proud of me mom

babebraham:

babebraham:

i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed

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will u ever be proud of me mom

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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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"Follow your dreams, not your boyfriends."

— gillian anderson  (via giliananderson)

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irenigg:

ive seen very few if any sexy models. modeling in general is not sexy i dont see how u could be attracted to a model. posing is not sexy bein aware of the camera is not sexy. candid is sexy. im sexy. im candid. im candy. eye candy. hi mandy. im randy. beach sandy. need handy.

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necrophilofthefuture:

why dream big and get let down when u can aim for mediocrity and achieve it <333

(via oknope)

unimpressedcats:

TA DAH!

mariofartwii:

a boob on the tumblr??!?

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(via handjob)

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thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

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library-worms:

“DON’T LOOK AT ME I AM SODA.”

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